Friday, December 14, 2012

December Again



December Again



I had an interesting conversation recently which you, faithful reader, might find interesting. My wife and I were sitting in our favorite “Friday” restaurant waiting for our lunches to arrive when our waitress stopped at the table for a moment and said to me, “You know, I'm kind of interested in starting a blog. I know you write one because I read the one you gave the boss a few months ago. I liked them a lot and think I might be able to write some too. There are a lot of funny and interesting people who eat here and I'm sure that some stories I could tell about them would be really funny.”

The restaurant I'm referring to is the breakfast-and-lunch place that my wife and I frequent on most Fridays for lunch, as they have the best fish dinner in town! Bar none! And, for the record, the waitress's name who asked about blogging is named Lois. She's probably the most senior of the wait staff in this restaurant, at least she is from my observation. When Mike, the boss, doesn't show up, she handles the place and does a cracking good job of it, also. I don't know too much about the politics of the restaurant, but if she isn't a full partner in the enterprise, she should be. (hint to Mike)

I was pleased that she had stopped to chat a minute (they're always real busy that time of day) and that she'd read my scribblings and had enjoyed them. Writers and bloggers always appreciate an attaboy on the all too infrequent occasions we get one. I was also pleased she had came to me to ask about this fascinating pastime. I answered her with some quick, off-the-top-of-my-head suggestions and followed up the next time we were at that restaurant with some more detailed ideas.

She's been working at this particular establishment for a lot of years and I'm sure she's seen just about everything. I, for one, would really, really like to read her stories!

In any event, talking to Lois and helping her start fiddling with this cool hobby has got the old juices starting to flow and maybe the words will follow.

Let's see...

The trees in this northern portion of Ohio have all shed their fall foliage and now resemble gray, skeletal hands reaching toward the ashen sky. The wind blows cold and carries the scent of Canadian snowfields far to the north. It's either late fall or early winter, I guess, depending on your viewpoint. Seasonally speaking, of course. The calendar says winter doesn't start for another week or thereabouts. The heavier jacket I'm now wearing most days says the calendar is wrong again.

Christmas is drawing a bead on us, too, sitting 11 days away and laughing its ho-ho-ho's as we scurry here and there accumulating our offerings to its hungry maw. But this year I'm pretty much ready for it. Speaking of “being ready for it”, I got asked that very same, oft-repeated question this week by a nurse at the place where I get my allergy shots. She said, “Are you ready for Christmas yet?”

I answered her with a question, “How many times have you said that today?” (she sees LOTS of patients daily)

She said, “A LOT!”

We both laughed at the banality of the question and how it's recital was almost required this time of year. Tell me you haven't heard it yet.

I always try to make her laugh during my visits there. She's one of the world's good girls and I enjoy my short time with her every three weeks. It's amazing how much you can learn about someone in 10 minutes a month or less. I might know more about her life story than I do many of my co-workers.

Anyhow...

As I said, Christmas approaches. It is Christmas, isn't it? There is always that seasonal argument about “Merry Christmas” versus “Happy Holidays”. I don't think there should be, at least to my way of thinking. When I say “Merry Christmas” I'm ALWAYS referring to the single day. Christmas. When I say “Happy Holidays” I'm referring to the conglomeration of Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Christmas, New Years and, if you want to push it, Martin Luther King Jr. Day. I try to be precise in what I call stuff. So don't bug me about my seasonal greetings. I know what I'm saying. I use the written term Xmas from time to time also. I know that bugs people, too. Sorry. I'm old and set in my ways and it's quicker to write. Get used to it.

Another thing. I hate to break it to you but I've realized recently that I'm a bad person. For a number of reasons, actually, one of which I'll explain now. (the others maybe sometime in the future)

My wife and I have friends who live in a desert area not too far from Sedona, Arizona. We've known the lady for years and years – 40 plus – and the husband for some time also. We love them both to pieces. But... They're in Arizona and they only get back to Ohio infrequently.

And that's no doggone fun.

But recently they've decided to move back to Ohio. I know, I know, that's like a salmon swimming DOWNstream to spawn or a moth being pulled AWAY from the light.

Just. Doesn't. Happen.

But in this case, it does. I won't go into the reasons why they're heading this way. They're private to the couple and, anyhow, not relevant to this story. But at the time of this writing, they are in the midst of driving their motor home packed with household belongings across the country and are northeast Ohio bound.

Leaving their dry, warm, sunny desert to return to the snow, cold, sleet, icy rain, dreary days and general miserableness of a typical northern Ohio winter.

And I love it! They're going to be just up the road from us! And we'll be able to see 'em lots and lots!

I'm such a bad, bad fellow, aren't I?






Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The Science of Politics and a Wounded Dog



The Science of Politics and a Wounded Dog




There were a couple things that attracted my interest recently that I thought I might share with you. They were things that affected me in a couple different ways. See what you think.

The first was that I attended the movie “Lincoln” on Sunday and was totally blown away by it. The acting was nothing but incredible and I'll be dumbfounded if there won't be multiple Academy Awards resulting from it. Just off the top of my head I'd say Tommy Lee Jones, Sally Field and Daniel Day Lewis were as good as I've ever seen them in any film. Or maybe anybody else in any other film. Stellar work and they most definitely deserve the utmost kudos from everyone.

But what drew my attention beyond the superb acting in this fine film was the fact that the United States Congress was just as contentious, just as starkly partisan and just as mule-headed back in 1865 as it is in today's version. Nay, if the film portrayed events even close to accurately, I'd say they were even more so, if you can possibly believe it. As you may recall from your history books, the country was still divided during the period portrayed, North and South, and the bloody Civil War was just winding down. Then, as now, the Senate had passed a bill which was being held up in the House. This one, however, was the 13th Amendment which would outlaw slavery and involuntary servitude except as punishment for a crime. This was a very contentious issue in those days as you might imagine. Lincoln knew, that when he had freed the slaves with his Emancipation Proclamation back on the first day of 1863, it was only “good” for the duration of the war. After peace had been achieved, the proclamation would probably no longer be in effect. He further postulated that the proclamation might even be illegal and, if so, would be quickly overturned in the courts. The only way he could guarantee the abolishing of slavery was with an amendment to the Constitution.

During the course of the movie we see Lincoln using every ounce of his power and his political savvy to change the minds of a certain number of Representatives to his way of thinking, to make sure that they had enough numbers to pass the bill when it came up to a vote.

I smiled as I saw the way each “nay” vote was changed to an “aye” and realized that the science (or is it a craft?) of politics has changed not one iota in the last 150 years. People are persuaded, cajoled, shamed, flattered, given political favors, intimidated, indirectly (or directly) bribed and emotionally hijacked to gain a favorable vote. You can see this process continuing even to this day. And, to be honest, I don't condemn or condone any of these practices. It is what it is. It's just politics. At least in the time of Lincoln and according to the movie, he was a master at his trade and was able to skillfully obtain the results that he needed.

If the portrayal of Lincoln which I watched yesterday was anything close to accurate, he would have been a man I'd have liked to know personally. He was shown to be an extremely likeable man and a great president.

So why are you just sitting there? Go see the movie!

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The second thing was this:

About a week ago there was a ghastly story running on our local television news. In a park in Cleveland Heights, a good Samaritan out walking her dogs had found a dog which had been tied to a tree and shot twice. He was then, apparently, left for dead. The Samaritan phoned the police and when they arrived they found the animal was still alive. He was bundled off to a veterinary clinic and cared for and his life was saved. As of November 30, the dog, named Forest for the place he was found, was doing much better but was still in a lot of pain and still had a long way to go before he would arrive at a full recovery. The video that was aired showed a beautiful mastiff that was extremely underweight for what he should have weighed. The television news report goes on to state:

“He was neglected, malnourished and tied up; forced to eat concrete or gravel.

He is eating now, but still limping because of the gunshot wound to his chest.

He was also shot in the face.

Cleveland Heights police are analyzing the bullet for fingerprints and DNA, to find out who shot the dog.”

He's the most lovable-looking pooch, sort of a brindle black and brown Mastiff with the most calm, trusting eyes you've ever seen. Once he's back to his normal health I'm positive he'll find his forever home almost immediately.

But just think:

Someone tied this poor dog to a tree and shot him.

And shot him again.

And botched the killing.

I'm a dog lover. Let's get that stated up front. When I see stories like this I get so angry that I could just spit. I want to find the sub-human who did those horrific acts to a trusting, loving pet and have him punished in the exact same manner as he punished the dog. But before tying him to a tree and shooting him I want to beat him and beat him some more. Then make him eat some concrete and gravel!
But I know that won't happen.

He'll probably just get a fine and maybe, just maybe, will be forbidden to own a pet.

For a couple years.

And. That's. Just. Not. Right.













Monday, November 5, 2012

The First Tuesday after the First Monday in November



The First Tuesday after the First Monday in November




You know, I think I've changed my mind. I had originally thought that I'd start this blog out with some shouting and some rage. I've had an anger building in me for months and months and was going to vent it now in one explosive purge. I was going to rant and holler about the political ads on the television. I was going to wail and moan about the many, many political phone calls that have clogged my telephone for many, many weeks. And I was going to especially scream about all my “friends” on Facebook who have been “kind” enough to inform me about how diabolically awful each of our presidential candidates are.

But I'm not going to. I've decided to tone it down and to behave rationally. Hollering would be the easy way and there are times, non-withstanding what some acquaintances might say, where I don't take the easy way.

So, my friends, let's look at each of the above named annoyances, shall we?

Television/radio ads. There surely have been lots of them, haven't there? A majority of the ones I've viewed were of the presidential variety, but as we approached election day the lesser races began to show their faces too. Some of the ads were quite clever, some were informative, some were quite emotional. A lot were half-truths, near-truths and outright fabrications. A good chunk of them were attack ads, of course. “Don't worry about what I'm going to do, just look what this ne'er-do-well has done in the past.” A lot of those ads hinted at the fact that the candidate probably ought to be arrested, in jail or rode out of town on a rail.

At least.

Some said that if you would elect this guy the country and/or the world will definitely be going to hell in a hand-basket. Definitely. Others said that if you supported “the other guy” you were, at the least, deficient in some brain function and, at the worst, a traitor who should be summarily executed. A lot of them stated “facts” that were easily found to be incorrect and had been demonstrated so for quite a while. Apparently the ads were working with the supposition that if you throw enough mud against the wall, some of it would stick. Or that if you tell someone that “A” did XYZ enough times, a few of the audience members will begin to believe “A” did that despicable thing. Those are all well-known brainwashing techniques.

Did you get brainwashed?

Let me ask you another question. Did any of the ads make you change your mind after you'd made your choice? Did one of the ads make you hate your guy so bad you jumped on the other guy's bandwagon?

Didn't think so.

In any event, there were oodles and oodles of them, weren't there?

So be it. It's a free country (despite what some ads would have you believe). If someone wants to place an ad and spend his money to do so, why shouldn't he be able to? “What if it's a lie”, you might ask.

So what? Half of the ads you see selling products are half-truths at best. Be happy for the television (and radio) stations who are realizing a great windfall to their bottom lines. Those political dollars are going into someone's pocket. All television and radio advertising executives are wearing grins these days, you betcha!

And the phone calls. Annoying? My God, yes. But I find I'm beginning to enjoy hanging up on them. I pick up and listen. Since I doubt very much if Pat Boone would be calling me personally, or Obama or Romney, I hang up on them. Same for all of them. Simple! I look at the caller id. Do I know him? Answer and hang up. Answer and hang up. Answer and hang up. Takes 2 seconds and doesn't clog your answering machine.

The Facebook freaks? I am simply amazed by the number of my friends, and I use the term quite loosely, who are simply batshit CRAZY about their political views! I have quite a number of them who seem to ONLY think about politics and how AWFUL the “other” guy is. I've seen stuff on there I'm surprised hasn't generated visits from the Secret Service for their vileness. There seems to be a LOT of hate out there, folks. Others are just dumb. They remind me a lot of third graders going na-na-na-na to their playground rivals. Lots of hot air and rhetoric to justify their puerile emotions. Don't they realize that almost NO one is interested in their political postings and posturing? Even the ones who agree with them? We get it! We know who you like and who you don't! Don't tell me for the 98th time!

And I find all this seriously puzzling.

Have any of the candidates personally done something to any of them? Did they come to their door and beat up their wife? Steal their car? Shoot their dog?

Come on now! Go outside and take a deep breath. Take an aspirin and a nap. Give it a break!

Your guy doesn't wear a halo and the other guy doesn't have horns and a tail. Half of your friends and relatives LIKE the other guy, much as you'd like to ignore it. Very close to half of the electorate, if polls are to be trusted, LIKE the other guy too. Are they ALL misinformed boobs? Closet subversives? Soon-to-be anarchists?

Of course not!

Don't forget that they all think you've got a screw loose, too, by your support of your guy.

This is America and we ALL love a good contest. Our sports team is the best! Our high school was the best! Our kids are the best!

It's what we are and how we operate. We are passionate people and very demonstrative on our likes and dislikes.

Deep breath, relax, remember you weren't going to get upset. Stay calm.

So... Tomorrow is election day. Sometime tomorrow morning I will rise from my bed, dress, get in the car and visit my polling place. And then I'll vote for the man I want to be president. (And of course some other stuff, too.)

I'd like to see him win. I'd like to see him do what he's promised he's going to do.

But is America going to go down the tubes if the other guy gets in?

Hell no!

I'm very sure that either man, if elected, will do his damnedest to do a good job. He'll work day and night to attempt to make his country the best in the world. He'll bust his ass and his hair will turn gray (or grayer) because of it. He will serve the people who voted for him and the ones who didn't to the best of his abilities.

And he'll probably do a fine job. A damn fine job.

One thing's for sure though, whoever wins the crown.

He'll be my president. And that's good enough for me.


Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Lumbar Stupidity






Lumbar Stupidity


Hi Gang. Thought I'd check in with another quick blog on how the world is treating me. I'll get into the particulars in a minute, but first how about a movie reference? See if you can remember. This film was released in 1994 and was the top-grossing movie in North America that year. It won scads of Academy Awards including best picture, best director, best actor and more. Yep, I'm talking “Forrest Gump”. And at a certain point in this much-beloved movie, Forrest mouthed the immortal words, “Stupid is as stupid does!” Remember that? I never actually figured out exactly what he meant by those words. Perhaps it pertained to his simple-mindedness. Perhaps it had a deeper meaning that eluded me when I saw the movie. In any event the line seemed apropos when he said it and I guess that was the important part. But thinking about that movie, which I was recently, and thinking about that line has got me also thinking about stupidity in general.

And something stupid in particular that I did recently.
You may recall my talking about stupidity in a couple of my previous blogs. My own stupidity in particular and how those particular acts of stupidity had always led to consequences – always – and mostly bad consequences. But I'd like to differentiate tonight between what I see as two different kinds of stupidity if you don't mind following my train of thought.

The first kind of stupidity I'd like to call “being stupid kinda on purpose”. This is where a situation arises where you need to do something that might result in an undesirable consequence, but you say to yourself, I can get away with it just this once. You're an active participant in your upcoming act of stupidity and it's eventual “bad result”. You realize, in your heart of hearts, you're doing something stupid, but the censor circuit has been disabled in your brain and you go ahead and do the deed anyhow.

The second kind is what could be called “stealth stupidity”. It refers to an act of stupidity that you don't even realize you're doing. After the fact, in retrospect, you can see the parts all aligning to the eventual uh-oh moment, and you can then identify the stupid thing you did, but going in it's pretty much invisible.

I guess I was stupid in the second way sometime Saturday. I say sometime because the actual stupid act could have been any one of several different possibilities.

Here's the story.

I have a bad back. It's a problem that lots of folks born around the time I was are presently experiencing. Things down in the lower back neighborhood start wearing out and start allowing other things to grind together that aren't supposed to. That wearing out/grinding/nerve punishing action results in pain. Sometime the pain is slight and more of an inconvenience. Other times it's a fully-charged car battery zapping a thunderbolt into your lumbar area and sparking bright crackles of agony along all the nerves in the area.

I've had this situation going on in my lower back for some years now. Most of the time it's the old low-level stuff, kind of a background noise – like the speaker hiss of an old LP playing one of your favorite songs. If you concentrate a bit you realize that your lower back sorta/kinda hurts, but it's not too bad. It can be mostly ignored. But every now and then... you move a certain way or you pick up something a bit incorrectly... or you don't do your back-strengthening exercises as often as you know you should... or you bend over a few degrees more than you should...

Or it's Thursday morning and your name ends in a vowel...

Whammo!!!

In other words, sometimes the hurt comes when you do that stupid thing. But other times it pops in and says HELLO for no apparent reason!

But of course there obviously was a reason for the pain in your back. You did do something dumb. But your lower back is a sneaky son-of-a-gun and can spark up hours and hours after you did your inadvertent miscue and it can be extremely difficult to ascertain when the injury actually took place.

So sometime Saturday I apparently shook hands with Mr. Stupid. I bent or reached or stretched or twisted or lifted or... Who the hell knows.

I woke up Sunday in my usual way – with a trip to the bathroom. No surprise there. But when I stood up and walked the 12 steps to the can and had to do it half-bent over, I realized that sometime the day before I'd made one of those boo-boos and I was now entering a period I like to refer to as payback time.

I'd gone through this rigamarole before, I wasn't a newcomer to this party, and I knew that it usually took from 3 days to a week-and-a-half to get back to the modest physical state I call normal. Occasionally longer. But each episode I go through occurs when I'm older than before, obviously, so what has happened in the past is only a possibility of what will occur in the here-and-now. So...

Sunday was a not-so-nice day, lower-back speaking. I took pills and smeared several flavors of either hot-feeling or cold-feeling goop on my back. Some of the products promised both! Hot ice or cold fire. Seemed a bit contradictory. Anyhow, after taking the painkillers and smearing the goop I dug out my wife's blue aluminum walking cane that we'd saved from an old injury of hers and used it to get around the rest of the day. I just couldn't straighten up much – when I tried to that ol' thunderbolt would z-z-z-zap my back and I'd yelp like a beaten puppy. I had to stay bent over a bit just to cope. My wife and I had an movie date planned with another couple for later that afternoon and she asked me if I wanted to cancel. I said I'd tough it out, so we went to the movies and a dinner afterward and I muddled through somehow albeit looking more like Quasimodo than anything human and bipedal. Thankfully the activities of movie-watching and meal-eating were all mostly sedentary, so I could mostly sit and sitting wasn't nearly as painful as walking was.

Sunday finally ended and I relished hitting the bed that evening. I could lay without pain and that was a wonderful, wonderful thing.

Monday was a holiday at my place of employment and would have been another day of rest for my barking back, but I'd volunteered to work and was obligated to go in. I have a sit-down office kind of job, so I thought it ought not to be too tough. Moving around that morning was even more painful than the day before and I said “ouch – ouch – ouch” a lot, but I managed. I did notice that our dog kind of shied away from me most of the day. Probably my unmanly whimpering or something like that which spooked him.

It's now around 9 o'clock in the evening and my work shift is over half done. I just returned from a trip down the hall to get some water and discovered that I could walk pretty much upright and that the pain had subsided considerably.

Perhaps it's time for some quiet celebration? Or is this improvement just a chimera, just a product of pain pills and aromatic ointment?

I'm hoping, dare I say it, that I might be seeing the beginning of the end of this latest episode of lumbar lunacy. Or is it the end of the beginning of the episode? Or not?

I guess only time will tell.

But I'm really looking forward to gettin' back to normal. I got stuff to do!

Wish me luck.


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Inside the Beltway




Inside the Beltway


During the past few years there have been a number of articles in the paper and segments on the television news about how quickly the WWII generation is passing away.  The people that Tom Brokaw called “The Greatest Generation”.  Because of this, a number of groups have initiated Honor Flights; special tours for the remaining WWII veterans to fly to Washington, D.C. and view the monument that has been erected to commemorate their victory during that war.  You see the images of the old fellows, a lot of them in wheelchairs, moving slowly around the memorial and commenting on various aspects of it, remembering old battles and old friends, remembering events of their younger days as if they were only yesterday. 

Since my own father passed away long before this memorial was completed, I thought it might be fitting if I, as a sort of proxy or representative of my father, might visit there and do some remembering for him.  And along with this more solemn aspect of the trip to Washington I was contemplating, I made up a list of things that might be a bit more fun and entertaining for my wife and son to do.  When they had made their picks, we chose a date that we and our employers could all accommodate and got ready to go.

Early this past Saturday we piled into the Honda, my Honda actually as we all have one, and started down the highway with our nation’s capital as our goal.  (Excuse my variable spelling of the word “capital”.  I always goof that one up.  Is it capital or capitol?  Seems like I can never remember which one’s correct.) I was a bit apprehensive about this trip as I had broken out in a rash the night before and was concerned that I might be getting sick.  Sometimes when I get a “bug” it manifests itself in this way – rash, fever, headache, malaise, etc.  So I had my fingers crossed that I wouldn’t spoil our outing. 

We munched McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches and sipped coffee and milk as the miles ticked off and we headed ever more south and east.  The early morning fog was reticent to dissipate and we shared the morning with it for many, many miles until it grudgingly left our company somewhere around Morgantown, West Virginia. 

We grabbed a geocache at a pretty little town called Pleasantville, Maryland that morning and that added one more state to our tally.  Lunch was a busy Bob Evans in the Maryland mountains where we enjoyed the feeling of not having the road move beneath us for a while.  Then back on the highway and finally arriving at our new abode in Alexandria, Virginia sometime in the mid-afternoon. 

After checking in and depositing our bags in the motel room, we drove to a nearby station on the metropolitan Washington rapid, parked and jumped on the Metro to head into the city.  I’d studied the Metro maps online during the previous weeks and was fairly well versed on where to go, so we were soon riding the escalator up into the daylight at the Smithsonian stop.  We walked in a westerly direction along Independence Avenue and, after passing the Washington Monument, which was closed for inspection and repair after a small earthquake last year, arrived at the WWII Monument.  I was immediately pleased by the design of the place. 

It comprises a central pool with numerous water fountains shooting jets of water into the sky.  Surrounding the pool are two curved walls in an elliptical pattern, north to south, with more fountains.  Behind these walls was a rising walkway with a number of pillars, each of which denotes a state or U.S. territory that was involved in the war.  At the apex of the rising walls was a taller pavilion.  The one on the north was labeled Atlantic and the one directly across from it to the south was called Pacific.  They denoted the theaters of war.  Inside each of these pavilions and overhead was a Baldacchino sculpture of four cast bronze eagles, each with a ribbon in its beak and hanging from the four ribbons was a bronze laurel wreath denoting victory.  Very, very imposing.  Carved into the marble of the walls and fountains around the monument were various quotes by famous men pertaining to the war.  There were also various battlefield place names carved into each of the smaller fountains, each placed near its appropriate theater pavilion.

Along the westernmost wall of the monument were placed 4,048 bronze stars, each of which denoted 100 American service personnel who perished or remained missing during the war.

This number of casualties is surpassed in American history only by the Civil War. 

As I walked around the monument and read the inscriptions there I was taken by the thought, I wish my dad could have seen this.  He would have been justly proud to see what the country he fought so hard for had erected in his honor. 

He never talked much about the war to his sons, but I’m sure he’d have appreciated this gesture by his country to commemorate his and his brothers-in-arms efforts and final victory in that war.  I was saddened that he could not see this, but I felt his spirit move alongside me as I walked this marble place, this place of majesty.  I invited his spirit to view it with me and to take what pleasure it could in the sight.  I made sure to gaze more particularly upon and to note the battles he was involved in – Tunisia and North Africa, Anzio, Rome and the Po Valley.  Places he was intimately knowledgeable of.  I was pleased those places where so much death had occurred were commemorated.

I was glad I was able to be a proxy for my dad by making this pilgrimage in his stead and to revisit and acknowledge, in my small way, the efforts he and his comrades had made so many years ago.  The country did those men proud by this monument and I salute it.

As a side note, the monument did have it’s small token of humor.  In the rear, carved into a small corner of the marble was a cartoon man’s face half hiding behind a wall and the slogan “Kilroy was here” was carved below it.  It commemorated that drawing that seemed to always be drawn somewhere when our troops arrived at an area.  “Kilroy” seemed to always be there first!

My wife’s feet were pretty sore by this time so she planted herself on a bench near the monument and did some people watching while my son and I walked down and viewed the Dr. Martin Luther King Memorial which was another quarter-mile or so to the southwest.  It was another of Washington’s imposing monuments, carved out of white granite and depicting the Civil Right’s leader emerging from the rock.  At thirty-feet tall it was very impressive and had drawn a good crowd that afternoon.  My son and I read some of his quotes that were carved close by.  Very interesting and inspirational. 

We had intended to visit the FDR Memorial also, which was further around the tidal pool, but our feet were beginning to bark and we decided to return to the bench where my wife was ensconced and start the long hike back to the Metro station.  We rode the train back to the car and then had a very nice supper at an interesting Mexican restaurant near the motel.  It was a chicken AND Mexican restaurant.  Had a spicy half-chicken with rice and beans for supper, extremely tasty and filling.  Chicken was this place’s especiale and they were quite good at it!   My son and wife’s meals were also quite good.  We noticed a lot of Latinos in the restaurant with us and figured if they were eating there it HAD to be good!  We later found out that a lot of the population of this area of Alexandria was apparently Latino, so the majority at the restaurant really didn’t reflect the quality.  Most of our trip’s restaurant visits had LOTS of Latino customers.  It WAS good, though!

As a side note, while we were waiting at the L’Enfant Metro Station in central Washingto to catch our train home we noticed a group of 20-30 young black men also waiting for a train.  They were loud and boisterous and a bit intimidating to be honest.  As we watched, three D.C. policemen walked by us and took up positions around the group.  They were just watching, but seemed to be very attentive.  As the group’s train arrived and they got onboard, the police entered their car with them just as the doors closed.  They appeared VERY vigilant and we REALLY appreciated their presence. 

I was so glad that we weren’t riding on THAT particular train!

Late that night after we were all in bed and asleep I woke up a bit as one of the numerous emergency sirens was sounding on a vehicle traveling down the street in front of the motel.  While I was half awake I heard a helicopter clattering its way across the sky nearby and I thought is the president heading somewhere?  Or returning?

Silly, I know.  But…  it could have been!
                                                            
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On Sunday we were to tour one of the newer, highly rated museums in Washington, the Newseum.  We arrived in the mid-morning and my wife and I took advantage of the museum’s September offer of a half-off entry fee for seniors.  We’d picked up a 25% off coupon at the motel to use for all of us, but the half-off was even better!  My son used the coupon.

The Newseum is an interactive museum of news and journalism on Pennsylvania Avenue in downtown Washington close to the Capital building.  It boasts of 15 theaters and 14 galleries and is a BIG place.  It opened on this site in 2008 and is definitely well worth visiting.  We saw the largest section of Berlin wall outside of Germany along with one of the infamous East Berlin’s wall watchtowers – the only one in the U. S.  We saw the Unabomber’s cabin and the shoe-bomber’s shoes.  We saw the crankshaft from the van used in the first World Trade Center bombing.  The museum also has the antenna from the top of one of the destroyed World Trade Center towers and its gallery commemorates the September 11 attacks with hundreds of front pages from around the world.  Another gallery commemorates Pulitzer Prize winning photographs and the stories around them – very impressive and quite moving.  The Newseum’s mission is “to help the public and the news media understand one another better” and “to raise public awareness of the important role of a free press in a democratic society.”

We really enjoyed this visit and spent a full six hours there.  The entry tickets were good for two days so it was obvious how much “stuff” was available for viewing inside.

We ate in the cafeteria at the museum and were pleasantly impressed by the selection and quality there – it was inspired by Wolfgang Puck.  They had food choices that you NEVER see in this kind of place.  Extremely nice.

We closed the place at 5 p.m. and soon were back in Alexandria for supper at Outback. 

A couple thoughts at this point in our trip:

Washington D. C. is an architecturally beautiful city.  I happen to enjoy marble and granite buildings and Washington has loads of them.  Lots of columns and pillars and statuary – soldiers on horseback, statesmen, heroes and many, many fountains and memorials. 

We saw a few street people in our walks, but not a whole bunch.  What’s a big city without street people, eh? 

I could feel the weight of history there, things that had happened on THAT street, in THAT building, down THAT avenue.  So much of what you learned about American history either happened right there or is commemorated there.  It’s ALL around you!  I mean… we were walking on Pennsylvania Avenue, for goodness sakes!  The President lives there!  You just HAVE to feel a bit awed, doggone it!  I just wish we had a few more weeks to visit and a new pair of legs to utilize the time.  There is just SO MUCH STUFF TO SEE HERE!

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On Monday morning after a Denny’s breakfast (fast, friendly, fairly close and full of Latinos) it was back on the Metro and into town again.  We jumped off at the Capital South stop and walked to the Library of Congress.  It’s just across the way from the Capital building (work with me again with the spelling) and is uphill from the train stop.  They don’t call it capital hill for nothing!  Then there was another hundred or so steps to climb to get into the building.  At least that was what it seemed like.  It’s a beautiful building, all marble and granite (surprise) and it’s not as old as you might think.  The Brits burned a lot of Washington in 1812, the existing Library at that time also, and it was rebuilt.  That new one burnt also a short time later.  This one, the Jefferson Building, was completed in 1897 and was built with STONE rather than wood.  They had finally figured out the secret to keeping a building around for a while!

We took a tour of the building and our docent was a nice middle-aged lady who imparted a massive amount of information to us.  She explained about the architecture and talked about all the history of the place.  We were allowed to climb to a balcony overlooking the main reading room and view that amazingly beautiful sight!  Then it was back down and over to the Jefferson library room.  Thomas Jefferson provided much of the books in the original library.  Some of those burnt in the two fires and he replaced some.  Now, in the room named for him, those remaining books reside.  They are arranged in a circle in humidity-controlled bookcases.  There are three kinds of books in there: ones with blue ribbons which were the remainder of his original contributions, ones with white ribbons were ones which were from his library also, but purchased on the open market later on to replace burnt ones.  The ones with the white spines are ones they know he owned and for which the library is looking for.  They hope to one day rebuild all of his original library.  Our docent also showed us an original hand-written Bible from the 1400’s and, across the room, one of the original Gutenberg Bibles.  I hate to keep using the word impressive, but it was doggone impressive!

Then it was down the hill for a quick Metro ride and on to the International Spy Museum.  This was my wife and son’s “must see” from the list I had made and I was glad they had.  It’s a privately owned museum dedicated to the field of espionage and is located in the Penn Quarter of Washington.  The museum contains over 600 artifacts in over 20,000 square feet of museum.  The tour of the museum is unique insofar as you have to select from one of 16 cover identities for yourself upon entering the building and memorize facts about that person.  You’re tested about your “cover” not long after continuing on in the museum.  Sometimes the guides will even stop you and ask for your identity!  It gives the tour the flavor of how spies actually feel.  If you’ve ever been intrigued by the spy game, this is just the place for you.  Very interesting and full of hands-on stuff pertaining to… well… spies, of course!

After a quickie late lunch at the museum café we rode the Metro to a stop near the Pentagon called Crystal City.  Outside that stop there is a series of underground stores called, appropriately, The Crystal City Shops.  Kind of an underground mall.  We wandered around there for a while, grabbed a drink and some souvenirs of the trip before returning to our last Metro stop and our car.  We gave our leftover Metro tickets to a lady waiting for a bus as they still had some value on them and we hated to just pitch them.  She was quite grateful!

Supper that night was at Famous Dave’s Barbecue.  Very tasty barbecue, beans, ribs, chops, etc. and we exhibited our customary polite meal behaviors.  Not!  We ate like the depicted hogs on the restaurant’s walls, sauce up to our elbows and dripping from our lips.  Good eats!

Next morning early it was doughnuts and coffee/milk for the road and then join the crowds on the beltway on their morning commute.  We were lucky insofar as we were outbound from Washington as opposed to the poor souls that were inbound.  We watched thousands of approaching headlights for what seemed like 50 miles as we left town in the rain.  Very, very glad I didn’t have to do that daily!

We drove through the rain, off-and-on, most of the way home as a final exclamation point to the vacation.

Washington, D. C. is as much a place of mind as a real place.  It exists as an ideal as well as an actuality.  I think that concept might have been on my mind a lot as I walked those wide avenues and tree-lined plazas – the idealized Washington world of television and movies and history books interleaving with the reality of east coast sunshine on Federal marble and street people sleeping in doorsteps. 

It’s an interesting place.  Visit someday if you can.


Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Chicken Dance





Chicken Dance




So I'm driving to work this afternoon, minding my own business and with my mind a million miles away when I see this detour sign. Now of course I knew about this detour – it was no surprise as it's been up for several weeks now. The son-of-a-gun is smack dab in the middle of my drive from home to work and is becoming a genuine pain in the... Well, lets just say it's inconvenient.

The “official” detour that the state recommends you follow would take me miles and miles out of my way, quite a few miles, actually. You see, when they close a State highway around here because of construction, apparently they have to route traffic around the detour by using other state highways and interstates. If I followed the state-mandated detour my 45-minute-trip would probably be an hour-and-a-quarter. And that would be adding insult to injury.

I did some online map investigations before they closed the road and found a quicker round-a-bout that wasn't near as lengthy. I turn left about a mile before the closure then do a right turn about a quarter mile up that road. Then it's another right turn and I'm soon back on the state highway. Probably only a few minutes out of the way all told. Those side roads are quite a bit narrower than the state highway, though, and you have to play a little chicken with the delivery trucks also using the “secret” way around. You have to pay closer attention and be careful. And take even more care when you catch a big ol' semi sneaking along the same roads.

I experimented with several other routes from home to work but discovered that I wasn't comfortable with them for a number of reasons. One was way out in the boonies and was, if truth be told, a bit creepy to travel late at night when I was returning home. Another one also had road construction on it that was even more inconvenient than my “normal” route. And other alternatives were just too far out of my way.

I'm getting fairly comfortable with my little detour now. I'll probably have to use it for another 3-4 weeks. Maybe. It's hard to guess how long a road construction project will take. If you check their schedules online you'll probably be disappointed when the projected completion times are missed, sometimes by a lot. But that's the way the cookie crumbles during summertime construction season.

But while I was on my drive today, thinking my deep thoughts, and the real reason why I sorta forgot about the detour was... chicken.

I was kicking around in my head the latest brouhaha banging around on the airwaves and being touted all over social media. You know, the stuff about Chick-fil-A.

Now don't hold me too close to the fire for what I recall the whole mess is about because I might be wrong on a few aspects, but what I seem to get out of what's been broadcast is this: The owner, or ownership of Chick-fil-A has gone on record, quite vocally apparently, about his displeasure with gay marriage and, accordingly, his abhorrence of the gay lifestyle.

And, generally, gays as a group.

This very public statement has lead to a veritable firestorm of approval and disapproval from just who you'd think it would; the militant gays and the militant anti-gays.

Various demonstrations of support for the ownership have led to an big uptick in sales at a number of the outlets of this particular chicken sandwich. Other counter-demonstrations have been staged by the gays to oppose the stance the ownership has stated.

So I've watched the news reports and seen the videos and I've read statements and viewpoints from friends and acquaintances on Facebook.

Most of them have agreed with the Chick-fil-A stance.

Apparently there's a LOT of gay haters and gay marriage haters out there.

And I wonder about that.

I suppose the fact that I live in a very conservative area of the country might have something to do with it. I also suppose that it's a fact that a large percentage of my friends are religious to one degree or another and that also might also explain some of the furor.

But, to be honest, I'm having a hard time mustering up any support for this particular chicken sandwich seller.

I have friends who have gay children. I've met a lot of them. They're mostly nice people and they don't have big G's tattooed to their foreheads so they can be identified. Most of them are quite indistinguishable from us purportedly “normal” folks and they eat chicken sandwiches the same as the rest of us do.

One bite at at time.

From what I've read, I guess it's been scientifically proven that “gayness” is genetically driven and is no more a “choice” for the person who's gay than skin color, eye color or left-handedness. No choice at all.

Now I'm sure that many of my friends will disagree with me. Maybe even most of them. Maybe they've read other articles or have listened to their religious leaders who swear that the opposite is true – that gayness IS a choice and CAN be abrogated if you have enough gumption or will or if they pray hard enough. It's a free country. You're allowed to believe what you want.

They might even have more supporters of that viewpoint than I have of mine.

But hating the gays, to me at least, just feels WAY too much like hating the Jews in Nazi Germany. There's WAY too many similarities to make me comfortable. Hitler hated the gays too. They had to wear pink triangles on their outer clothing like the Jews had to wear yellow stars of David. His hate encompassed the Jews, the Catholics, the Gypsies, the mentally-deficient, and others. The man had LOTS of hate in him.

Maybe you belong to one of the groups he hated.

I'm also sure that a number of my friends will say that I'm naïve, I'm misinformed, I'm a dupe of the liberals or that I'm a closet gay myself.

Sorry to disappoint. No offense to the gays out there but I have to report that being attracted to another man just isn't in my playbook. That dog definitely won't hunt.

But hate them?

Sorry again. Not gonna happen.

I'll save my hatred for the child molester, the religious extremist trying to kill me and destroy my country and way of life. I'll save it for the mass murderer, the drug cartels and the bullies of every age and in every walk of life.

And don't forget that the politicians LOVE to see clashes like this. It takes the heat off their inability to accomplish pretty much anything these days. They are the ones who ought to merit our animosity and ire, if not some hatred also.

Is this gay-bashing business something new in the world? Of course not. In previous years it was the Blacks that drew the ire of the majority. Before that it was the Irish, the Italians, the Catholics, the Jews, the Orientals, the Mexicans, the “insert previously-oppressed group here”. If you can come up with a derogatory name for any of these groups then they were once the hated minority. Everyone hated them. But who hates them now?

Only the ones that can't let go of their prejudices. And maybe you?

So, when all is said and done and after I'm done hating all the REALLY despicable monsters that are out there, maybe I'll save a little bit for the guys putting up the detour signs that aggravate me so much and make me drive WAY out of my way. Those sons-a-guns REALLY deserve it!

And I'll get my chicken sandwich from McDonald's or Wendy's, thank you very much.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Kodachrome Memories






Kodachrome Memories



A couple months ago when my wife and I returned home from running some errands, we met our son waiting for us at our back door. He told us that my step-sister Kathy had dropped off some boxes on the front porch sometime that afternoon while he'd been sleeping and he'd brought them into the house. There'd been a short note attached to them stating that she had been cleaning out her mom's condo after her mom vacated it and that the boxes contained some of my father's things from the old days that her mom no longer wanted. And that she would call and explain more later. When we got to the living room we saw three good-sized boxes stacked up on the floor. The note my son had referred to was on the topmost box written in my sister's precise handwriting and generally said what my son had mentioned.

A little family history:

My mother passed away in 1972 and dad remarried in '76. The new couple bought a house and consolidated their families and their possessions. My dad passed away in 1991 at the age of 70 and, not long after that event, his widow, my step-mother, moved into a condominium. A lot of their belongings from their combined household which were bulky and wouldn't fit into the smaller living space she was moving into were given to the children of each spouse. I ended up receiving a dining room suite and a 12-piece setting of Noritake china, both of which had been my birth mother's and had been in the house I grew up in. A lot of the smaller things that belonged to my step-mother and my dad had ended up going with her to the condo.

This remained the situation until recently, when my step-mother's Alzheimer's became too bad to allow her to live by herself. Kathy explored some options and finally decided to move her into an assisted living facility near where she resides and where she would be more easily looked after by the staff of the facility and by herself.

This move again whittled down the possessions of my step-mother, and my brother and I again became recipients of some more of dad's “stuff”

I carried the boxes upstairs, set them down and stood there staring at them. Some more of dad's stuff, I thought. Man oh man. He's been gone 22 years and this stuff is bringing him right back. After a few minutes woolgathering and thinking deep thoughts about the old days, I sighed and took an inventory of the contents. There were a lot of photographic slides which I would need to investigate at some time, some glassware with our last name's initial, “F”, etched onto them, a couple of photo albums which would also bear some future investigation and a lot of dad's correspondence with many of his Army friends. He'd gotten back in touch with them in his later years and had gone to a number of WWII reunions to see them. And, apparently, saved ALL the correspondence with them relating to those reunions. There were also some firearm cleaning supplies from his hunting days. Among the boxes was also the American flag which had been draped over his coffin back in '91 and which was presented to his widow, my step-mother, upon his death.

I plan to do one of two things with the flag: to get a presentation case for it and put it in a place of honor in my house or else donate it to a local cemetery where it would be flown for a period of time as tribute to my dad and to the servicemen interred there. I still haven't made my mind up about that.

Most of the balance of the items were cameras and lenses he'd used over his lifetime. One was an old friend; a Mercury half-slide camera that dated back to the mid-to-late 1940's. He'd used that camera when I was very young and took lots and lots of pictures of his three sons, my brothers and I, as we were growing up along with various and sundry other subjects. He particularly liked taking pictures of parades and of Christmas celebrations. Many, many of them. I have all of his slides from those days.

As a side note, there is an interesting story about that particular Mercury camera.

Back in the late '40's when dad was a newlywed and I was an infant, he used to walk to work. And while on this walk, he used to pass by a camera shop. And in the front window of the camera shop sat a brand-new Mercury 35mm camera. It had a price on it that was beyond dad's ability to pay at that time in his life. So he would just stop for a moment and wish. The next day on his way to work he noticed that the shiny new camera in the front window was still there, but on that day the price had been reduced! There was also a notice that the price on that camera would be reduced a little bit each day until it was bought. The kicker was... this was ONLY for that particular camera. When it was gone, it was gone.

So dad would do his walk each day and each day watch the price on the camera, HIS camera as he began to think of it, go down and down and down. He absolutely KNEW that it would be gone LONG before he could afford it. So each day was a torture to him until he arrived at the shop and saw the camera was still there and the price was again lower. Then his torment would begin again.

I imagine the agonies he went through, checking his monetary position, thinking about his expenses, wanting the camera more and more each day as he passed it by. I imagine the discussions he would have had with my mom. I think about how he would have weighed his options, his dollars, his needs.

One day, apparently, the camera finally reached a price which he felt he could afford. He had to have been terrified that the camera would be sold that day, so he rushed in and bought it. I'm sure he was tickled to death with the camera and I know he shot roll after roll of film through it for the next 20 years or so. I have about a million of those slides to prove it!

When I enlisted into the Air Force in 1965, he presented me with that camera to take with me and I used it for the first year or so of my enlistment. The camera was manually operated and I had to set the exposure time and the aperture every shot I took. I learned a lot about photography having to do this. Eventually I bought a new SLR for myself and relegated the Mercury to storage.

Back in the boxes I also found the latest camera he had used. My younger brother was in the Navy in the early '70's and knew dad was “in the market” for a new camera at that time. He decided to surprise him with one and ended up buying a new Asahi Pentax SLR camera while he was in Japan, pretty high-end for the time period. Dad was delighted with the gift and used that camera for the rest of his life. As a matter of fact, there was still a roll of exposed Kodachrome film in the camera when I got it recently. I had it developed, but it was all black. So the last 20 exposures that dad shot will have to remain a mystery.

He had also bought several lenses for that camera and they were there in the box also.

So what was I to do with this unexpected delivery, this bounty from years past?

I phoned my brother in California and found out that he wasn't really interested in any of the keepsakes and I could do with them as I wished. The cameras were both film cameras and I no longer shot film, only digital, so I really didn't want them for myself. So I decided to sell the camera gear on Ebay.

The old Mercury sold first to a buyer in the U.S., perhaps in Pennsylvania? I don't really remember. The newer Pentax went to a gentleman in Bangkok, Thailand as did one of the extra lenses. Another lens sold just the other day to a buyer in Torrance, California. The last lens dad owned, a big telephoto, is still out there for sale.

I advertized the cameras truthfully, describing their good points and their flaws. The folks buying them knew what they were getting. I also described, just a little, the man who had owned them before. How meticulous he was with his tools and how well he cared for his property and his belongings. I also mentioned in passing how much he enjoyed using these devices and how much pleasure the photos he took gave him and his family.

I thought about the new owners of dad's cameras and lenses and I thought about how they had been sent, literally, both close to home and halfway around the world. I hoped that the new owners would cherish these cameras and take care of them like dad used to. Or, if they were going into the stock of a reseller, that the eventual new owners that would buy them would do likewise.

I wish I could tell them all the story of dad's ownership of them, how he loved photography and how he loved those cameras.

I like to think that a little of dad might still be attached to those cameras, hanging around somewhere, and that maybe his hand might reach down from some cloud in the heavens to help the new owners make good photos with them again, to steady their hands and to point out what would make a good picture. Maybe even of some parade or some Christmas celebration!

I think he'd like doing that.